Time to laugh

One day I met Money.... I said YOU are just a piece of Paper.....!!! Money smiled & said offcorse I'm a piece of paper,                       but I haven't seen a dustbin In my life.......!!!     That's ATTITUDE.............:)
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A man bought a new Merc to celebrate his wife leaving him  and was out on da freeway for an evening drive.The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped from 100 to 140, he saw flashing lites behind him. "There's no way they can catch a merc" he said and opened her even further to 160. Then, reality set in " what am I doing " he said, and slowed down and pulled over.The cop came up to him, took his license, without a word, and examined it and da car. "Its been a long hard day. This is da end of my shift and its friday the 13 th. I don't feel like more paperwork. I don't need da frustration nor da overtime, so if u can give me a really gud excuse for ur driving, that I haven't heard before, you can go"The guy thinks for a second and says" last week my nagging wife ran off with a traffic officer. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." =))